Thanks, cables
Nobody’s denying that trees are crucial for life on Earth, but do they have to fall so darn often? And when they do fall, why is there always a car right below its branches? It’s like a tree’s branches are magnetically attracted to our vehicles, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it!
Or you can pray to the electricity company gods for a miracle, which is what they bestowed upon this blue hatchback owner. The sheer weight of this tree limb should have torn through the cables like a warm knife through butter. Don’t forget to pay a sacrifice to the cable gods above.