Corn dogs
Finding food in the wild is an exhilarating experience where you get to feel like the bushcraft expert that you are in your head. Channeling your ancestors and getting your food from the land rather than Whole Foods can make you feel very virtuous.
It helps if you have some idea of what you’re looking for, though, and if you realize that corn dogs are processed foods Also, these things are bullrushes, and I’m not even sure if they’re edible, with or without mustard!