Dad methods
Fathers have special methods when it comes to cleaning, house chores and care giving, that they never apply around mothers, but only when left on their own. Some of these methods include eating off the floor (i.e. the three seconds rule, which sometimes become the three minutes rule) and eating expired products (expiration date is nothing but a recommendation).
We’re all familiar with these questionable rules a little too well, aren’t we? Another one of those dad rules is that licking your baby is a perfectly reasonable way to clean him. Of course, he shouldn’t have eaten this burger over his baby’s face to begin with, but fathers have their own logic.