I’m blue
This photo raises many disturbing questions, and there’s only one thing we can say with certainty: this wouldn’t have happened on mom’s watch. Perhaps the worst thing this mother will see when she gets home is the ruined couch – the kid can be washed, and after seven or eight baths the color should run down completely, but the couch seems like a lost cause.

We’re not sure what happened here, but our first guess is that this father had left his son alone with the paint for what probably seemed like a short time, but was enough for this to happen. Our second guess, which is just as possible, is that the father suggested that instead of coloring, they would throw a paint party.