Did you bring your dialing stick?
This has got to be one of the most hilarious things we’ve ever seen. Who even uses payphones nowadays? Well, if you do, you’re not in luck if you encounter this feat of failed engineering design. For some odd reason, this phone company doesn’t want you to use their payphones, or they expect you to work hard to use them.
We’re beginning to think that this payphone is in the same city as the high-altitude ATM from earlier in this list. If not, well, we don’t have an explanation for you. Just make sure you take your trusty dialing stick with you at all times.