We have a theory of how this window came to be. For whatever reason, the construction crew decided that each person would work on a single window. Unfortunately for them, Greg came to work drunk, and although he did manage to set the window in place, he wasn’t seeing straight. Good going, Greg.
Or maybe Greg was having one of those “screw it” days and YOLO’d himself out of his construction job. However, we commend Greg for messing up this job while also leaving no visible seams after letting the mortar dry. Good going, Greg. We hope you accomplished whatever personal goal you set out to achieve during this project.