No, we don’t believe you
DreBone1986, are you sure glue isn’t for hair? Back in high school, emo kids used to make their hair pointy with Elmer’s paper glue. If Tide pods aren’t candy, why do they look so delicious? You claim that guns aren’t toys, yet it’s not exactly difficult to get your hands on one. We’ll agree that ink cartridges aren’t drinks because it’s the ink within that quenches your thirst. For legal purposes, we’re kidding about everything we said just now.
It’s crazy that in just about 40 years after man first landed on the moon, the entire country has pretty much become one huge train wreck. Or maybe it always was, but thanks to the internet, we’re just figuring out that a huge number of people are doing crazy things.