Wait until the stars align
If anyone could please explain the importance of zodiac signs, we’d love to hear it. Zodiac signs seem more like an excuse for poor behavior or failures than anything else. As for this person, they took their Chinese zodiac sign, the Rabbit, far too seriously. She doesn’t want to go out because it was currently rabbit hunting season, and she was in high demand. Yeesh.
As for the dude, based on the description of his zodiac, the McRib, he wasn’t going to be around forever. He only appears during special months at certain locations before he’s gone until the next McRib season.