Like the Cows Don’t Have an Agenda
At first, we were like, “What?” Then we realized what was going on and went, “Oh.” You see, those aren’t actual cattle up there, telling us to eat mor [sic] chickin [sic]. Those are actual cow statues (we know, mind blown, right), and they work for Chick-fil-A.
It’s like that old saying: the enemy of my enemy is my friends. Chick-fil-A and cows don’t really have a tight relationship, but since they don’t sell beef products, they might as well collaborate to push more chicken down our throats. We don’t know about you guys, but we could go for a chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A right about now. Dang, guess those ads work!