Not Technically False Advertising
The NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a better tip. And no, they’re not asking for that kind of tip. Get your head out of the gutter, for goodness’ sake! They want you to tip them better because their employers aren’t paying them enough!
Please allow us to go on a tangent and talk about the terrible situation waiters and waitresses are in. Well, that pretty much sums it up: they work in terrible conditions where their employers cAn’T aFfOrD tO pAy a lIvInG wAgE. If they started paying their employees what they’re worth, how can they afford trips to Europe every year? Think about the employers!