Diamonds Are Forever, or So They Say
We don’t want to be that person, but diamonds are one huge scam. It’s common knowledge, anyway, so you probably already know that the “scarcity” of diamonds is completely manmade. There’s a huge vault of diamonds somewhere where a handful of jewelry companies keep them off the streets, creating an image of diamond scarcity.
But anyway, let’s talk about this billboard. “Get It. Together.” They’re not telling us to “get it together” as if our life is spiraling out of control (they don’t know that much about our personal lives). But you and the person you’re 50% likely to divorce later on should invest thousands of dollars on a ring. Together.