Thanks for That, Allstate
Goodness gracious! Someone, call the fire department! It looks like someone parked their car too close to the edge and is about to fall 800 stories down! Why isn’t anyone doing anything about this?! And what does that billboard say?! “Are you in good hands? Allstate?” Oh, it’s another billboard. Who’da thunk?
Yes, guys, this is a billboard. Apparently, Allstate will cover any loss you experience if you drop your white sedan 800 stories off of a large building. At least, that’s the message we think they’re trying to convey. And what’s up with this building’s design? It looks like it was made to increase the number of accidents.