Chris The Purple Man
Mr. Flowers has a wild and crazy mind. But, to be honest, a good thigh is sometimes something to die for. He’s even dressed in purple, indicating that he’s the type of lover who will bury you in fragrant flowers. We hope he gets a chance to find what he’s looking for. After all, you can’t keep those flowers forever.
But dang! That’s quite a lot of purple. We cannot get over the amount of purple this dude carries on him, and dang that confidence is fire. We give him credit for being a, funny man, we also hope his earmuffs are good enough to carry the essence of those things he is looking for. If not, we could end up with a situation in which we actually receive more than he believes he can carry.