Can’t stay mad at them
Dogs are men’s best friend – anyone who’s ever owned a dog can verify this statement – and for that reason, we can’t really stay mad at them. They know how cute they are, and we know they never mean harm, and all they do is either out of pure love, enthusiasm or confusion.
This isn’t the most welcoming welcome-home sign we can’t think of – this isn’t exactly the news you want to receive after returning home from a much-needed vacation – but this man knew his wife couldn’t stay mad at the dogs, and anyhow, there isn’t really a good time to break this kind of news.