Instructions
This is more of an instruction than a pick up sign, but at least she remembered to write at the bottom, “oh and welcome home or whatever” (okay, we added the second part, but that’s the vibe we’re getting from this sign).
Nonetheless, you could tell her intentions were pure. She clearly missed her children, who finally came back from college, and she wanted to be the first one to get that hug. We can relate to that, and at this point of the list we’ve seen stranger things.