#9: A Terribly Topped Tart
It’s time for another unpopular opinion: Pop-Tarts are the worst. When I was a kid, my mom would get them as a special treat when we were on vacation, and I would always be so disappointed because a Pop-Tart is not a treat to anyone with taste buds.
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So I’m feeling very smug, knowing that I could never have this particular food failure happen to me because I would starve to death before I would buy Pop-Tarts. But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the absurdity of such a badly frosted toaster pastry. Seriously, frosting machine, you had one job.