#45: Cucumber Salad
Someone ordered a cucumber salad, and this is what they got. We don’t even know where to begin talking about this abomination. First and foremost, putting a couple of slices of cucumber on top of a couple of slices of tomato isn’t a salad. It takes more than that to have ana actual salad.

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We don’t know how much they paid for this, but it doesn’t even matter. It’s not about the money but the huge disappointment they must have felt when they were served this “salad.” I would return this to the kitchen and never return to this restaurant.