#39: The Worst Sort of Surprise
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love the flavor of black licorice and people who have taste. Everyone is allowed their own preferences, but I find black licorice such a strong and bizarre flavor that it blows my mind that people like it.

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So if I bought this bag of candy that was supposed to have a few pieces that were black licorice-flavored, and instead I found out that the entire thing was basically black licorice, I would have to call the company and demand my money back. That is just inedible.