47 Disappointing Foods That Should Have Been Refunded, No Questions Asked

First, let me just say that Fave Reds is absolutely the correct Starburst flavor combo to buy. Everyone knows that the red ones have always been the best and that the yellow and orange Starbursts are an abomination and a terrible disappointment every time you eat one.

Second off, let me just say how terribly disappointed I would be to get this particular package. The tiny package of two Starbursts has been a standard in Halloween candy bowls for decades, and I will not stand for this sort of nonsense! I need both of those Starbursts, thank you very much.