#2: Orange You Glad This Isn’t Your Orange?
This next picture has a similar vibe, but it’s much more tragic because oranges are actually delicious. They are sweet and just a little tangy, bright, and lovely, and they taste like summer sunshine, brightening up even the coldest winter day. Can you tell I like oranges?

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So I would be devastated if I opened an orange and found out that it was half orange, half that terrible bitter white pith that is the worst part of an orange. That is the opposite of summer sunshine on a cold winter’s day—it is more snow on a cold winter’s day.