Wallet Too Heavy
Now here’s a unique first world problem we wouldn’t mind taking off the hands of the OP. Apparently, their wallet is so heavy with cash that their sweatpants keep falling off. Well, that must be nice, huh? We’re not sure why anyone would walk around with that much cash but here are a few solutions we can think of.
Wear a belt or change your pants. If the money is too much, put some in the bank or spend it on something nice. If they really can’t think of anything to do with it, they could always give some of it away…to us.