Do It Yourself
Modern appliances have made things insanely convenient for us which is why when something doesn’t work the way it’s supposed to, we really feel the pinch. In the good old days, if we dropped some popcorn on the floor, we’d just pick it up. However, this OP struggled with it because for starters, his dog doesn’t like popcorn, so he wouldn’t eat it.
Secondly, his trusty Roomba was charging so it wasn’t around to do the needful. Sure, he could have just waited for the Roomba to pick it up eventually but then the mess would have attracted ants and flies. His life sure sounds hard, doesn’t it?