Can’t Complain Anymore
Ask anyone why they have a job and most will answer it’s to pay the bills. Most people will also complain about how their job doesn’t pay enough. Not this OP though. Well, at least not anymore. He used to be like the rest of us, barely scraping by, and then the unthinkable happened.
He got a fat raise at work and now he can’t complain about “not getting paid enough to do this” anymore. Oh, that must be so tough for him. We bet all his coworkers feel terrible about his dreadful situation and wish they could be in his shoes.