Moomin’s a pink hippo?
There’s a pretty interesting subreddit called r/TwoSentenceHorrorStories where users share bite-sized scary tales with one another. But if you want to take it one step further, get a load of these Finnish four-word horror stories. Call me for chat? Shivers are running down our spines. I don’t drink coffee? Now, that’s just ridiculous!
Moomin’s a pink hippo? Okay, now you’ve crossed the line. As we mentioned before, Moomin is a book series that features the fantastical creatures called Moomin. They look like balls of mozzarella mixed with a hippo, but they’re actually trolls. To call a Moomin a hippo is downright blasphemous.