#30: My Crayons Look Like Freedom
Look, I get putting stars and stripes on things. Personally, it’s not really my jam unless I’m decorating for the Fourth of July, but some people just really love having the American flag plastered over everything they own: kitchen aprons, hand soap, motorcycles, tattoos, shoes, you name it, I bet you can find someone selling it with the American flag on it.
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But I don’t get wanting them on crayons, and what I especially don’t get is that there are four in the box. What are the colors? Red, blue, white, and… liberty? The fact that it was made in Mexico doesn’t even phase me; farming out our manufacturing to places where they can pay the workers less is very American.