#26: So Majestic
Who’s ready for the creepiest picture ever painted of a humanoid bald eagle? Feast your eyes on this little beauty. I’ve been staring at this for a while, and I can’t decide what disturbs me the most. Is it the firework that’s about to go off in this monstrosity’s face? Is it the oddly Egyptian vibe of his outfit, which seems off-brand for a very American image?
No, I imagine that the real answer is the utter creepiness of a super ripped dude with a bald eagle head. Bald eagles shouldn’t have human hands. They shouldn’t have six packs. They shouldn’t have biceps so bulging that the veins are popping out. I’m really hoping this is a joke and no one actually has this as their profile picture.