#16: Mutt Measurements
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t know why non-Americans get so worked up about how Americans measure things. It doesn’t hurt you guys, I promise. And if you have to do conversions in your head—well, guess what? You also have to do conversions if another country uses a different currency than you. You’ll survive, I promise.
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But also, I would absolutely love to live in a country that measures things via dog. I mean, look at that adorable dog! Look how happy he looks to be stuck in that pothole! We should all start measuring things with happy pooches. I think we’d all have a better time.