We know that among the Southern states, Texas has it worst when it comes to stereotypes. They say that everyone in Texas wears cowboy boots and cowboy hats, they all drive pickup trucks (and horses) as legitimate means of transportation, and the two things Texans love more than anything are beer and guns. They love beer so much, even the armadillos are drinking it – the local Lone Star beer, naturally.
That’s why this photo best embodies all the Texas stereotypes. If there’s one stereotype that is completely true, however, is that you shouldn’t mess with Texans, and perhaps also the Texan armadillos, after they had a few beers and possibly got a heat stroke from the hard Texas sun.