Bone Apple Teeth
There are many types of rocks. Some of the rocks are sedimentary, igneous, metamorphic, and volcanic. The sedimentary rocks are formed by accumulating sand, silt, and clay on the bottom of the sea. These rocks then slowly compact over time to form flat rocks.
And given enough time, rocks will eventually turn into delicious food. We can’t explain why this happens, though we have a number of baseless theories about it involving some sort of food god. You have to admit that the local mineral show’s organizers are really, really mean by creating mouthwatering displays of non-food.