The Brrr-Ito
Did you know that donkeys inspired the term burrito? We’re guessing you probably didn’t. Burrito is a Spanish word that literally means “small donkey.” A tortilla is used in this Mexican cuisine, along with a variety of other ingredients. The major contents are often meat and refried beans, but you can pretty much put any ingredient you want—even sweets.
We’ve got a huge burrito for you if you’ve been craving one. This will undoubtedly last a few dinners, if you’re willing to eat a burrito that’s been on the ground for who knows how long. However, upon closer inspection, we can discover that this is not food at all. It’s most likely a tarp with rust stains. Tetanus, anyone?