Bah Humbug
The spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge is alive and well, or so it seems. Who needs a Christmas tree? A ladder will do just fine. You can’t even tell the difference. Just add some lights and your Christmas decorating is done. You no longer have to worry about the stress of trying to find the perfect tree.
This is taking procrastination to a whole new level. Nothing says Merry Christmas like home improvement tools. Just imagine stockings filled with nuts and bolts. The “tree” even confides you that you have to believe to be able to see it. Are you ready, Tinker Bell? Do you believe it? It won’t work if you don’t believe it!