41. You’ve Come to the Right Place, Sir!
Well, he did find the right party, technically. Both belong here! Still, this fellow may not find himself to be quite popular with the other partygoers unless he takes a quick shower in the backroom, maybe? And get this man a sweater! It’s cold outside.
The more one thinks about it, the more one starts to wonder what the popularity really is of ugly sweaters anyway. It’s in the name. They’re ugly. There must be something fun about wearing ugly clothes and being around others intentionally doing the same for an evening.