4. It Belongs in a Shoeseum!
Watch out for those Crocs, Dr. Jones; they’ll damage your feet if you switch out your hiking boots and go walking in them. Boot-eating Crocs is one way to put a new spin on the adventures of our good friend Indy, and I would be afraid of Croc shoes too if I were in his… shoe.
The golden sneaker will see its place on display in a museum; mark my words. There’s no stopping Indiana Boots, he is a force to be reckoned with who will trample you beneath his heel.