31. Chalk That Up to False Advertising
The moral of the story here, as far as I’m concerned, is to stop downloading mobile apps like these. They always have fancy art to draw you and are nothing as advertised. Mostly just a cash grab, intended to manipulate you into dropping some money for a quick dopamine kick.

These apps are obnoxiously misleading, and after many, many of times being tempted by them, I have learned my lesson and won’t be fooled again. No more, I say. No more. I’ll just stick to consoles and PCs from now on.