#12: “I’m Leaving You for a Clown”
A woman revealed she’d fallen for a literal circus clown. Red nose, full makeup, heartbreak honks. Somewhere, romance officially gave up. For a show that had not shame in laughing at the dumb conflict of strangers looking for their 15 minutes of fame, this one felt specially pathetic.

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Your wife leaving you for another man? Shame on her. Your wife leaving you for a clown? Shame…on…you?
