Andy Sucks
Andy, we don’t know you. We don’t know where you live. Heck, we have no idea whether you’re still around. But just know this: we, like this person, don’t like you. She probably has a good reason for not liking you, but ours is pettier—because this person’s tattoo makes the claim that you did her wrong.
Just kidding, Andy. Both of you guys have an equal chance of being the crazy ex, but it’s probably fairer to say that this woman is losing her marbles. Nobody gets a “screw you” tattoo unless they have a few screws loose, we think.
Warning: Tattoo of a spider coming up next!