Free Advertising for Ralph Lauren
One time, this guy was dating a woman named Lauren. Everything was going rather swimmingly until one day the good times came to an end. The OP and Lauren decided to part ways, and that was the last time they’d ever see each other. However, the OP got a tattoo of Lauren on his wrist. So, what do?
Well, why not become a walking, talking advertisement for Ralph Lauren? And the best part is that this guy advertises Ralph Lauren’s products for free! The best part for Ralph Lauren, anyway, not the OP. Too bad Ralph doesn’t give out discounts for superfans with tattoos of his brand’s logo.