San Francescaisco
Francesca. Isn’t that the name of a type of canned spring water? Oh, that’s Fresca. The last time we had Fresca was back in junior high school, but man, that did a number on us. The only thing we remember about Fresca was that it tasted horrible to our junior-high tastebuds. But that’s definitely not what we wanted to talk to you about.
This person got his ex’s name, Fresca, tattooed, probably thinking, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Well, we’re not sure about the worst, but one bad scenario is that you break up with Francesca and end up getting a tattoo that reads San Francescaisco, which totally won’t raise any eyebrows.