People Clearing Their Conscience on Social Media

Okay, cans of Pringles aren’t $40. There’s no way. This person divulges that they stole $40 from their mom to purchase a can of Pringles. A single can. Did they at least give their mother her change back? Did they buy multiple Pringles cans that added up to said $40? Confusion lingers all around us.

Or maybe there’s an expensive can of Pringles – like the ultimate can of Pringles – that exists. It’s a special 40-dollar kind. The Pringles taste like angels and they cure disease. Perhaps the can itself is constructed of fine silver. Regardless, this person could’ve purchased something more of value besides Pringles.