Wait a Minute
Ever looked for your phone frantically while you’re talking to someone on it? Ever wondered where you’d kept your glasses only to realize that it’s right on your head? These are what we call “facepalm moments” and this person just had one that tops them all. It all started with them thinking they’d forgotten to return their friend’s phone after taking it accidentally.
So they texted said friend to tell them that. Firstly, if you had your friend’s phone what did you expect to achieve by sending a text? Secondly, shouldn’t it be obvious that you don’t in fact have the phone once you get a reply from your friend? Facepalm!