Finding your match is tough these days, maybe more than ever before. With the rise in online swipeable apps, there seems to be an endless number of people to choose from, yet no one at all. Kind of like watching Netflix; there seems to be an endless amount of content available, yet nothing to watch. Despite the challenges, these apps can be full of hidden gems. And by “hidden gems,” we mean the wildest, most unhinged profiles imaginable. At least people keep things interesting! Here’s a round-up of some of the worst (or best) profiles we’ve ever seen.

#1: Now’s Your Chance
It can be tough meeting potential partners when you work in law enforcement. The long hours and high stress can make it difficult to find someone who can roll with the punches. Also, some people just don’t like cops for prejudiced reasons. This guy embraces his job and approaches dating with a sense of humor.

His profile is short and sweet. If you’ve ever thought a certain explicit phrase about the police, swipe right because you can make all your dreams come true! Regardless of how you feel about dating someone in law enforcement, this is a great joke. We love a good double entendre.