Red or dead
Another day, another crime scene. This time the culprit is the Crayola Bright Red crayon, sneakily left in the pocket of a creative 5-year-old so they could go back to coloring in their fire engine after lunch.
At least the crayon wrapper meant that Mom didn’t think someone was trying to hide a horrendous injury from her. She can now continue in peace Googling “how to get rid of crayon stains” to her heart’s content. She might check the pockets more thoroughly in the future, too.