Stretching the truth
I don’t know about you, but I’m always running out of room when I’m hanging my washing on the line. Even with one of those mini-clothe peg things for socks, there is never enough space for everything. I usually have to take an airer outdoors or do everything in shifts.
Not for this guy the mundane solution to this problem, he has his own, avant-garde, way of doing things. I bet he was really pleased with himself when he came up with this trick, and couldn’t wait to tell his wife. Unfortunately, he probably had to put up with her explaining to him how he’d just ruined all of their t-shirts.