Not How it Works
We need a moment to process this one as it is quite possibly the worst excuse for cheating we’ve ever come across. It’s one thing to apologize and say you will never do it again but to say you did it accidentally is downright ridiculous! It’s not like he dropped a plate and broke it or spilled his morning cup of coffee.
Now THAT would be an accident…this isn’t. He almost makes it sound like he slipped on a banana peel and landed on some other woman. The word he should have actually gone with is “mistake.” Maybe that would have helped him get some forgiveness.