Out Of “Sirvice”
You don’t have too many options once you get caught cheating. You can either own up to it, deny it vehemently, or try what this guy did when his wife put him on the spot. To start off with, he sent a long declaration which the wife was happy to reciprocate until the follow-up message had a stranger’s name.

Of course, Lauren (his wife) was shocked and asked him who Sami was. Instead of just telling her the truth, the guy tried to make it look like his number was no longer in “sirvice.” If only he had used spell-check, maybe he would have gotten away with it.