We feel incredibly sorry for the OP. One day, they took home a pet cat, and they showered it in endless love and gifts. The pet cat had somewhere to sleep, somewhere to eat, and always had company. Then, out of nowhere, the cat decides to steal its owner’s girlfriend from right under their nose!
And that’s not even the worst part! The cat thought that the freshly prepared homemade dinner was for them! Look, cat, you’ll get canned cat food and you’ll love every ounce of it. Roasted vegetables and slabs of meat are for humans!