Do you know how tiring it is to be a cat? First, you have to wake up at 3 AM to claw your owner’s face to shreds. Then you have to shuffle around their feet while they sleepily and clumsily navigate their way down the staircase and prepare you an early-morning snack.
And after your snack, you have to take a nap. At 9 AM, the cycle repeats itself, so there’s very little wonder why cats are so lazy. If only they maintained a regular sleep schedule, then maybe—just maybe—they wouldn’t be so sleepy throughout the day.