The Dark Abyss
Don’t you hate it when you look in dark spaces to find the dark abyss staring back at you? That’s what the OP found when they looked into their paper grocery bag—two bright orbs staring unblinkingly in their direction in a mixture of wonderment and fury.
In reality, it was the OP’s cat. We didn’t have to tell you that, but we didn’t want you guys to have the wrong idea about cats. Sure, cats are evil creatures and all, but we can’t help but love them with all our hearts, even if it means having the souls sucked out of our bodies once in a while.