Not-So-Scaredy Cats
In preparation for Halloween, the OP took out a few skeletons from their closet and laid them flat on their ping pong table. After returning to the table, they found their two pet cats lying happily on top of the skeletons. Is this foreshadowing for something grim in the near future for the OP?
We know that cats love sitting on top of warm things, but as far as we know, plastic skeletons are anything but warm. There’s only one explanation why your cat would do this: it enjoys the company of the Angel of Death, or to be more precise, it wants to see the Angel of Death claim our souls.