Expectations vs. Reality
There’s no denying that cats are cuddly creatures. There’s no part of a cat that’s not soft and tickly. In theory, cats make for the perfect cuddle buddy due to their ultimate softness, so new cat owners think that naptime with their pets is all fun and games.
In reality, it ain’t. Your cat twists and turns, steps on your chest, chews on your hair, and lifts its tail to reveal the dark abyss right in your face. The silver lining, if you can call it that, is that its pink paw pads are super-cute. Having it step all over you is the only way you get to feel them.